- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Gay republicans

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

An Asian man fails a math test

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats hairy and crys your mom

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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