"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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