What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Women's rights.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Gay republicans

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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