- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are red.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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