What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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