- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

the economy.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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