- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

can you pass the soap?

Christianity.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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