A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Robin, get in the car, please.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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