- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

it was all Tagart

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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