- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Camerons hair is Curly..

This is a joke.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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