- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Please don't shoot me

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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