- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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