- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

bite me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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