- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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