If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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