A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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