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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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