My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Pickles are powerful

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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