- Anti Joke

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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