- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

I C U P White stuff

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

hi michael

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

I C U P White stuff

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

hi michael

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

I C U P White stuff

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.