Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

The Big Band Theory

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Justin beiber's penis

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

guess what? bannanas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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