- Anti Joke

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

69 What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.