- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator