- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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