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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

This sentence is a lie.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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