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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Knock knock. Its open.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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