- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

alert('The Game')

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

charlie sheen becomes sober.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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