What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

The Oakland Raiders

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Dance is a sport

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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