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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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