What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Your gay

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Anti Joke

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