Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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