what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Mogok Papiti.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's 9 + 10 19

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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