- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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