- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

TELL

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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