- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Ehh

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the man die? He was old.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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