- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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