A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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