What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

cory

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your mother just died.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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