- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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