Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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