A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's your guys names?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Where's my baby??

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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