It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Indians

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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