- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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