- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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