- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Poop.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Yo mama so fat.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Dislike this.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

black people

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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