What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Eric is gay Ha

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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