Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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it was all Tagart

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Granny porn!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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