- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Chris Bosh's neck

What do u call a cripple Biv

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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