What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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