- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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