- Anti Joke

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.