- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Matthew Wyckoff

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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