What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

anal seepage

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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