What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

In soviet Russia...things are different

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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