Jesus Christ

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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