What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

girls basketball

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Male leadership.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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