- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

read me write me

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A guy at a baseball game....

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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