What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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