Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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