Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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