- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

i have yougurt mit traktor

Rush Limbaugh

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Who is big and stupid My brother

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