- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A man goes to the potty.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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