- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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