Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Anti Joke

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