- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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