Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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