- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what is the color of a burp burple

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

eoin burgin is fat

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Apple juice.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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